Making a mockery of moral integrity - since 2006

To order any of our items, you'll need to click on the 'buy now' button, which will add your choice to your virtual shopping cart... y'know, just like on every other website in the world.

We use paypal to process your orders; so once you've clicked on the checkout button, you'll be magically transported to the secure paypal website to enter your credit card details and contact information.
We never see your credit card details, not that we'd tell anyone...

You should get your order within a few days... That is to say that as soon as we receive your order, we'll rush down to the post office and send it your way. Once it gets into the hands of the satanic agency known as the UK Postal Service, there's little else we can do to speed up it's delivery; but if you find yourself t-shirt-less after a couple of weeks, let us know and we'll do what we can.